12:00
📜 THE SACRED TIMELINE OF OPERATION
Listen closely, Beer Warriors! Deviation from ze schedule will result in immediate tongue-lashings and mandatory penalties!
12:00 PM
Assembly at 2735 Coit Ave NE, 49505
Report to headquarters! Park politely on side streets, tighten your lederhosen, and prepare for glory.
12:15 PM
The Tactical March to Riverside Park
We march in disciplined unison towards the festival grounds.
12:30 PM - 4:00 PM
OKTOBERFEST RECONNAISSANCE
Consume massive pretzels, observe Wiener dog racing, and scout enemy athletes!
4:00 PM
The Great Retreat to Coit Ave
Return to the homestead for the main event.
4:30 PM - 8:00 PM
BEERFEST DECATHLON COMMENCES!
Yard Pong, Beerio-Kart, Kan Jam, and Fluid Flip Cup. Blood, sweat, and beer will flow!
8:00 PM & Beyond
Victory Fires & Triumphant Recovery
Gather around ze fire pit, consume snacks, and worship ze champions!